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I said to my girlfriend, “I bet you can’t piss me off and make me happy at the same time…”

most-awkward-moments:

She replied, “Your cock’s bigger than your brother’s.” 

I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.

02/20/12 at 10:59pm
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